It all went down in a large, open mall parking lot, weekday afternoon, with different People showing up. First Ellen Page and Thomas Hayden Church came and were like, "Hoity-toity, muah-ha, Pulitzer to you!" to the second group, which was Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, just arriving, and who were like, "Bwah-ha-ha, zing, rimshot to you!" as they threw water melons and mallets at T. H. Church and Ellen Page, but who in turn deflected those flying props using trust fund portfolios and tenure notifications. But then, on the edge of the lot, Donald Sutherland and his Academy Award-winning son Timothy Hutton arrived, and they were all, "Hup-pup-pup, 9-to-5, mortgage, Christmas cards in your face!" Page and Church countered: "Fellowships! fractals and chaos, you fucks!" Sandler-Rogen interjected: "Viral videos! rule of threes, you fuckers!" Sutherland-Hutton got up in their face: "Commuting! nuclear family, you fucks!!" Page to Sandler: "Vulgar fucks!" Hutton to Church: "Elitist fucks!" Rogen to Sutherland: "Bourge-y fucks!"
Then another group showed up, carrying picket signs, with a judge and a jury, and interrupted. "Any of you liberal-fornicating fucks seen Larry Flynt?"
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